About
The Man, The Myth, The Mystery
To most of you I am known only as Mr. Jon-Paul Lindquist, but for the select few who truly ever get close enough to this enigma, you learn to view the man within...the real JP!
What makes the JP tick, you may ask? What makes me tock? Few have been able to unravel the mystery! I don't think we'll ever be able to figure this one out.
You simply cannot take it apart just to see what makes it tick, and even if you could, you probably could never get it back together again. All I can say is that from the very first moment you are sucked into the Lindquist Vortex. They say it's the eyes that get you; deep blue eyes that lure you in with a supposed innocence. It's then that I am able to unleash my deadliest weapons: wit, sarcasm, and sincerity.
A transplant to the desert of Arizona, this one of a kind Chicago native has flooded the arid landscape with fluid banter and paralyzing wit, 
leaving only broken hearts in his wake and dumb-founded stupor. Making it from coast to coast, I like to believe that it's Manifest Destiny that has brought me this far. Starting out as a young lad on the shores of the Atlantic, born in "beautiful" New Jersey, slowly but surely I have made my way across this country in hopes of something more! Always looking to better myself, and to leave a lasting impression on others, I trust that I have made it to my final destination. Now, it is time for me to make my mark!
Like the desert winds that blow through monsoon season, the JP is a force of nature to be reckoned with. It cannot be stopped by mere mortals. One can only watch with incalculable fascination, and pray that you are left standing in the wake.